Here are some cool pieces of text that you can quote to other people to make you seem really edgy.


If I like you, you could be a beggar and I’d still like you. If I dislike you, you could be the emperor and I’d still dislike you. Shouldn’t it be like that?

Mò Xiāng Tóng Xiù, Heaven Official’s Blessing: Tian Guan Ci Fu

Imagine the world, just replace TikTok with fentanyl, where everyone is like: fentanyl is the existential crisis of our generation. how do we avoid getting addicted to fentanyl. everyone is getting addicted to fentanyl now. aww, this sucks. okay I’m gonna make and sell fentanyl now.

Art Chad, There’s a Bigger Problem Than Social Media Addiction

So act that you use humanity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, always at the same time as an end, never merely as a means.

Immanuel Kant, Groundwork of the Metaphysics of Morals

John scratched his head. “Well, would you look at that? Guess it’s not impossible after all. You know what they say, though? The ability to play chess is the sign of a gentleman. The ability to play chess well is the sign of a wasted life,” he teased.

Grass Eaters, chapter 20

Any piece of magic couched in enough technical claims, can be disguised as prospective technology.

Jacob Geller

In their moral justification, the argument of the lesser evil has played a prominent role. If you are confronted with two evils, the argument runs, it is your duty to opt for the lesser one, whereas it is irresponsible to refuse to choose altogether. Its weakness has always been that those who choose the lesser evil forget quickly that they chose evil.

Hannah Arendt

Revel in your friends and hobbies, let your heart speak

Vylet Pony, ANTONYMPH